Thursday, 19 February 2015

Brians of the World, Unite!

Just what is it about the name that makes people think of bimbos and wimps?  First we had Brian the Snail in that children's television shoe, The Magic Roundabout.  Then, as if that wasn't enough, We got this advert blasted at us through our TVs:

Then another television ad:

And then, earlier this week,there was a report in the paper that a police force wanted to give a horse a new name.  Brian, they said, was too wimpish and they wanted a stronger name like Hercules.

Now we learn that Brian can't be a police horse; he is frighted on urban noises!

Added to which, it is an Old French derogatory byname derived from the Old Occitan word brian, meaning "maggot."

I prefer:  The meaning of this name is not known for certain but it is possibly related to the old Celtic element bre meaning "hill", or by extension "high, noble". It was borne by the semi-legendary Irish king Brian Boru, who thwarted Viking attempts to conquer Ireland in the 11th century.

Or there's always the Urban Dictionary:
The name Brian is of Celtic origin and means; Strength and Honor. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, sexy, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. Trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role. He can often be very dramatic, in the good way. He is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. He instantly just gains your trust. He is very reliable. Brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. Brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. He has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. He is always true to who he is. He is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend. 


Glenn555 said...

Then there is Monty Pythons Brian. Always an Easter and Christmas classic!

(not necessarily your) Uncle Skip, said...

I'm on board!

Brighton Pensioner said...