Wednesday 22 June 2011

I've sussed it.

"Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad." That old proverb was apparently once attributed in error to Euripides, a Greek playwright who lived 2,000+ years ago. Whoever it was who first coined the phrase is immaterial but I have realised that the gods are currently intent on destroying the English and probably half the rest of the world's population. I base my proposition on the fact that we as a nation are becoming madder by the day, usually in the name of the dreaded Health and Safety. The latest example left me so incensed that I failed to note which organisation was responsible and where this occurrence took place. Whoever it was, they ordered an old lavender hedge to be uprooted on the grounds of H&S. The thinking was that lavender attracts bees. People can be stung by bees. Some people, when stung by a bee, can suffer a prophylactic shock and may die. Relatives could sue the organisation...

We are quite obviously doomed.

Meanwhile, I spent yesterday morning at the hospital, first to have another x-ray and afterwards to see the chest specialist. I went along quite happily expecting to be told thanks for the memory, but we really don't want to see you again. Instead, I was seen by the head of the team, a step up from the last doctor I saw. She expressed some concern that although I have been suffering from some form of infection as yet unidentified but which is apparently clearing, this might be covering up cancer and, indeed, might have been caused by cancer. I was sent away with the promise that my case would be discussed at a team meeting at which a decision would be taken on the next step. All a bit disheartening.

Later I received a phone call. It now seems they are leaning towards no cancer and want to do another CT scan in a couple of weeks or so before I see the head consultant again.

5 comments:

(not necessarily your) Uncle Skip said...

"...can suffer a prophylactic shock and may die."

Did you mean anaphylactic shock?
BTW - a Google check of prophylactic shock turns up some interesting results.

v-word = rotter

Suldog said...

Well, I'm certainly glad that they decided to tell you it probably isn't cancer. Otherwise, I am reminded of my father-in-law's favorite comeback when told of something being said by Euripedes...

As the tailor said, "Euripedes, you buy-a dese!"

Brighton Pensioner said...

Skip: I expect you're right.

Suldog: I'm not sure whether that calls for a groan or banging my head against the wall!

(not necessarily your) Uncle Skip said...

Blame it on spellchecker. It doesn't recognize anaphylactic unless you add it to the dictionary.

Brighton Pensioner said...

It all just goes to prove my point. We're doomed.