Saturday, 29 August 2015

Why is it . . .

  • that one end of the shoelace gets so much longer than the other even though they were the same length when I first laced my shoes?
  • that women squeeze the toothpaste in the middle of the tube?
  • that a woman is unable to read a newspaper without screwing it up?
  • that I can look at and admire a view or a picture, but when I so much as glance at an attractive young lady I am a dirty old man?

1 comment:

(not necessarily your) Uncle Skip, said...

I hate these kinds of quizzes because I really don't know where to find the answers.