If you have by some strange chance just dropped into my blog, you are very welcome.  But you will need to go back a couple of days to catch up with what is going on. 
We eventually got under way with the double mattress on top of the two 
singles.  I drove gently along the road with Mrs S sticking her head out
 of the window every few yards to make sure that the mattresses were 
behaving themselves.  All went well until we came to a roundabout.  
Halfway round, the mattresses started slipping off the roof and I had to
 stop.
This would have to be the busiest roundabout in the town 
and traffic was soon stacked up on every approach road.  A van-load of 
police in full riot gear appeared, seeming to arrive out of nowhere.  My
 heart sank.  I knew that the motoring laws in France were quite severe 
and that French police could not only levy large, on-the-spot fines, 
they were also empowered to confiscate offenders’ driving licenses in 
certain circumstances.  I had visions of the car and mattresses being 
impounded until I had paid a fine of several hundred euros, and possibly
 having my license confiscated into the bargain.  But all the police did
 was to clear a path through the traffic and help to steady the 
mattresses while I drove at a slow walking pace to a spot where I could 
safely refasten the load.
It did cross my mind to suggest to Mrs S
 that she should wait there with the double mattress while I took the 
singles home.  I didn’t, because I thought she would object even more to
 standing beside, or lying on, a double mattress beside a busy 
roundabout than she had about doing it at the side of a relatively quiet
 road.
After reloading the mattresses, I sat for some time trying to work 
out a route that would avoid roundabouts and sharp bends.  But I 
overlooked the fact that although the mattresses might slip sideways at 
bends, they could slip forwards or backwards on steep hills.  And sure 
enough, as we were going up a hill on one of the quiet country lanes, 
they slid off the back.
By the time we got those 
mattresses home I was shattered.  There was no way I could take the two 
singles up the stairs until the following day.
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In Chateaubriant old town.  I'm not sure if it was this house or the one next door that Victor Hugo's mother lived.
Ugh. Must have been harrowing. Glad to hear you didn't leave the missus by the side of the road for folks to wonder about her profession, though.
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